Thanks The Office for all the laughs throughout the years.
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr”
he said “NO..”“
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~…LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME…~xxx
A guy was fightin in da army and dey was all surounded by the nme 1 by one his comrades wer kiled when he was da only1 left he radiod for rein4cment so he asked teh general if he wuld send some the general said “no..” so da man cried and decided to kil hmself instead later, the general showed up to da batlefield he found the man in da corner he was ded he whispered 2 his corpe “I meant to say i will send you rein5ments” (dat mean he send moar dan rein4cment)
xxx~…lyk dis if u cry evrytim…~xxx